We should be called the Road Head Warriors
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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