ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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