if i died would you start the facebook group?
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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