is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
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