ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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