Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Me too!
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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