She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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