We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
my poor anus
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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