Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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