these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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