Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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