i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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