A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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