Just cropdusted the office
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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