He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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