Small penises have feelings too.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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