He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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