I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Randomize
