Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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