My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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