she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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