About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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