honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Randomize
