Christians are straight up FREAKS
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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