You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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