I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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