He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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