Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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