So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
