Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Your penis caused this!
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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