you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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