My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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