so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
No subtext here. People are naked.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Randomize
