What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Randomize
