also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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