Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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