? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I want to have your abortion
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
