You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Apparently you make a good broom.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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