What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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