people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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