Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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