Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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