I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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