After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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