The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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