Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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