so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Randomize
