I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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