so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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