$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
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